here are your stars, here are your stars.
Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.
Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.
“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.
I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.
What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?
I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’
But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]
[camera zooms in on glasses]
[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”
This should win an Oscar
Now as I lay in bed in my head I’m running circles stuck in the land of low light and infomercials.
Its insomnia kids you know its drivin’ me crazy only thing that can save me is an overdose maybe.
reblogs> likes || Inspo || still vers under cut
im posting this one separately cus i want yall to see how sharp his eyeliner is
@saiyanshredder Jake is THE squishy thing all himself
@dark-kronis Sorry, maybe you were referring to celebi9 and to his current family but i couldn’t resist myself ^^’
My computer completely wrecked the quality so here’s an undercut Jeremy repost I guess