gemcat-warrior asked:
i guess i am now
WHAT?!
I need this on my blog.
On my blog? I need this IN MY LIFE.
Nom nom.
First I was like “holy fuck that’s a shitload of bread though”. BUT WHEN IT’S SLICED IT IS JUST PERFECT
Why can’t my girlfriend do this
Because you’re a grown ass motherfucker capable of doing this and it’s not your girlfriends job.
“babe, i think i’m dying. do i still have legs?”
laila & alvarez - the nicest couple in exy
So we all know that Shiro is the dorito of the paladins, but may I draw your attention to exhibit B: Lance

His shoulders!! So broad!! His chest!! So masculine!! How does he hide all of that under his hoodie??

Those are shoulders you could stand on, shoulders built for a fireman’s lift, shoulders to break down doors with
They look good in the suit too. Also he has a nice broad back

Petition to end the myth of skinny noodle Lance in favour of canon holy shit wow Lance