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easkyrah

Proof I’m the Awkwardest Person Around

My friend, Jenna, and I walk through the school hallways while performing extreme, drastic measures: she’s trying to pour her bag of Ruffles into my plate while I hand her my Hummus dip as we both exchange cups full of soda. Of course, we end up failing, and the bag of chips fall to the floor along with my plate, sending chips flying across the floor everywhere. Naturally, we scream like possessed banshees, because there goes our source of fuel to continue through the path to hell. Anyways, we’re about to book it, still carrying our cups of soda, when this extremely blessed looking male of another species walks by us and stops with the most adorable and concerned expression ever. 

He asks, “Are you guys alright?” Jenna and I pipe up, “Yes, yes, yes” on repeat for about five seconds before we shut up. Our minds spin, literally screeching why is this Adonis talking to us?? Before we can book it out of there, the male goes onto his knees and starts individually picking up all the chips. Jenna and I are flat out stunned and our jaws hit the floor. Seeing no other choice, we join the Greek God on the floor and clean up our mess, stuffing the dirty chips back in the bag. When the ground is nearly clean, Jenna stands up, and the out of this world chiseled man and I make eye contact. 

Time freezes, and slowly spins, and the beautiful X and Y chromosome body stretches out his hand. I stare at the tanned offering for a second before holding out my own hand. I clasp my hand around his and roughly give him a handshake, jerking our arms up and down. Then I pull my hand back, and straighten myself up, while black-haired muscular beast stares at me with the most confused expression. Jenna shrieks and drags me through the hallways, screeching in my ear, “Dumbass, he was trying to help you up not do the bro code on you. And you tell me chivalry is dead.” My brain is spinning while I internally scream at myself, while Jenna belts out strings of curses. 

When I spare a glance back, the blessed stranger is still crouching on the floor in the middle of the hallways holding the dirty bag of chips with furrowed brows. My own insides lurch around as the lovely, large male stares at his hand. So yes, I gave him a handshake on the floor in the middle of the hallways with a dirty bag of chips, and I have never blushed so hard at school someone slap me I let the creatively crafted face go w h y  a m  I  l i k e   t h i s.

i'm so embarassed why was he so beautiful high school i've never seen that male before why not this is so unfair literally i had no idea hot guys existed at my school???? where has he been all my life???? it's okay i have kaz and lorcan and az and cassian students high school story
hmsyakko

ok but my favorite giant/tiny dynamic is where the tiny is a super tough badass, they aren’t afraid of anything, get angry a lot, super sarcastic and deadpan, generally just really crabby, soulless and intimidating

and the giant is the shyest, sweetest person you could ever meet, they talk in the softest voice and are afraid of most things (but would never hurt anyone), kinda sad with loads of love in their heart nonetheless

ironically the tiny always ends up protecting their giant more than the giant protects them, and they view the giant as the cutest, most precious thing, while the giant always is awed by their tiny friend and how brave they are, and sees them as the bigger person

bonus points if the tiny is something super small like a fairy, or if the giant is actually several feet tall

giant/tiny i am so embarassing take me away from this planet g/t i also have a story idea with this dynamic gt giant tiny
polyglottraveler

Funny story about my internship in Costa Rica: Today at work someone sneezed so I said “Jesus” quite loudly, which is the Spanish for “bless you”, Everyone started to give me strange looks and it’s only when the person sneezed a second time that I understood that here in Latin America they do not say “Jesus” but “Salud”! So basically I ended up having to explain to all my coworkers that I was not a crazy person saying “Jesus!” for no reason but that it’s just how people say bless you in Spain!

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