it’s a bad decision to try and outdrink your russian neighbor, especially if he distills his own vodka in his backyard (i made another dadsona ayyyy….)
If you like what I do consider buying me a coffee. ♥
goth-dadther
rukeprease
Likes:
-Coaching Softball
-Doing push ups with his daughters on his back
-brunch with a bro
Dislikes:
-Rest days
-Improper stretching techniques
-When his twins pretend to be each other
Craig Cahn is literally my goals in life. Who baby dis?
goth-dadther
gayprinceshouto-deactivated2018
robert: how’s the cul-de-sac’s prettiest dad doing today
dadsona, not looking up from his word jumble: i dunno, how are you?
robert, voice cracking: i’m fine………..
goth-dadther
star-fools
dadsona: whiskey
robert: 💕💕🍆🍆💦💞💞🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💓💕💕💕💞🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💕💕💕💕🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆💕💕💕💓💦💦💦💕🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💕💕💕💯💯💯💯💯💯👀👀👀💕💕🍆🍆💦💦
ruinedchildhood
