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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
freshprincelotor

Anonymous asked:

Broooo, you just got lectured by probably the shortest fully grown Galra ever to exist

actual-emperor-zarkon answered:

Anybody can make words but not everyone can drop kick a bitch

thatbackgroundgalra

I don’t need to drop kick anyone when I have easy access to their balls and a knife

freshprincelotor

Sorry but you can’t get access to what isn’t thERE

thatbackgroundgalra

Well, I’d go for his dick but it’s already small enough

freshprincelotor

How else did you think he could stuff it up his armor hole

thatbackgroundgalra

Well, he certainly couldn’t stuff it into other holes…

freshprincelotor

How am I here then

thatbackgroundgalra

Lab accident

freshprincelotor

:’(

Source: actual-emperor-zarkon