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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
freshprincelotor

Anonymous asked:

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is

actual-emperor-zarkon answered:

over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

babyitsbirdoutside

That’s the fucking beep test. The mortal enemy of all Australian students

actual-emperor-zarkon

(Honestly when this meme came out, it gave me anxiety remembering the awful beeping sound and remembering my failures)

thatbackgroundgalra

Yeah, I could barely go ten laps tops or something

actual-emperor-zarkon

^^^

babyitsbirdoutside

I hope you’re happy to know that your army is unfit, Emperor.

actual-emperor-zarkon

My son is petty fit

this-galra-is-gay

This son is not fit

actual-emperor-zarkon

Me too

this-galra-is-gay

I may or may not be the least fit person in the galra empire because I sit around all day watching things the humans have created, such as this thing called Buzzfeed

actual-emperor-zarkon

I mean I watch Netflix all day

this-galra-is-gay

What shows do you enjoy?

actual-emperor-zarkon

There’s this weird one called Voltron: Legendary Defender on there that I like, but now I’m onto Durarara

this-galra-is-gay

Those are my favorites! Maybe some time we can have our own little “movie night” in the rec room and watch those

actual-emperor-zarkon

Alright good. What about right now.

thatbackgroundgalra

Does anyone like death note? Or fairy tail?

freshprincelotor

God I love death note

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freshprincelotor itsactuallypidge

GUYS HELP

Source: unofficialgalratechsupport
freshprincelotor

Anonymous asked:

2, 12, 13

actual-emperor-zarkon answered:

2) Rough sex or soft sex?

Rough, turtle sex

12) How often do you have sex?

I haven’t had sex in 3,000 years

13) Is there anyone you want to have sex with right now?

It’s kinda hard to do that since I’m kinda supposed to be in a coma so…

thatbackgroundgalra

BITCH!!

actual-emperor-zarkon

Oh shit Kiana

thatbackgroundgalra

DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST FORGET ABOUT ME?!

actual-emperor-zarkon

No I just didn’t want them to find out

real-witch-haggar

@actual-emperor-zarkon

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Originally posted by gif-weenus

actual-emperor-zarkon

Oh like you care

real-witch-haggar

:(

actual-emperor-zarkon

Um…do you care?
I was under the impression you didn’t love me anymore.

real-witch-haggar

:(((

actual-emperor-zarkon

Haggar?? Do we need to talk about something?

thatbackgroundgalra

*sigh* I’ll Just leave, I guess…

freshprincelotor

No no no come see me okay?

thatbackgroundgalra

I can’t. Me, jem, and Kate are all on a ship headed for a planet that has the same metal used for the Lions of Voltron

freshprincelotor

Aw

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freshprincelotor

IS ANYONE IN OUR TUMBLR GROUP ACTUALLY STRAIGHT??

itsactuallypidge

Bc I think that we’ve made it obvious that no one in the Castle of Lions is straight. 

rgalraspecialops

Me, but I’m new.

itsactuallypidge

Good to know there’s at least one hetero amongst us!

thatbackgroundgalra

Is haggar not hetero?

unofficialgalratechsupport

She’s only ever mentioned being in one relationship

thatbackgroundgalra

I don’t remember haggar saying anything about an attraction towards anyone but zarkon

unofficialgalratechsupport

image

Originally posted by animatedtext

freshprincelotor

Neither this blogger nor this muse is straight

this-galra-is-gay

It’s pretty obvious I’m not straight either lmao

freshprincelotor

Really? I had no idea

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wxteriism

@actual-emperor-zarkon

“Alright babe, here I am. Ready to party?”

actual-emperor-zarkon

Ah yasss boy

wxteriism

“Hella. Come over here and kiss me silly.”

freshprincelotor

*walks over to him* Don’t call me silly ;)

wxteriism

“You can be when you want to.” He pointed out and kissed the other. He was smiling against the prince’s lips.

freshprincelotor

(Not cheating on Keith btw this is just roleplay I promise)

“I can?” He leaned in a little closer, pressing his lips closer to his.