Anonymous asked:
actual-emperor-zarkon answered:
over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
That’s the fucking beep test. The mortal enemy of all Australian students
(Honestly when this meme came out, it gave me anxiety remembering the awful beeping sound and remembering my failures)
Yeah, I could barely go ten laps tops or something
I hope you’re happy to know that your army is unfit, Emperor.
My son is petty fit
This son is not fit
Me too
I may or may not be the least fit person in the galra empire because I sit around all day watching things the humans have created, such as this thing called Buzzfeed
I mean I watch Netflix all day
What shows do you enjoy?
There’s this weird one called Voltron: Legendary Defender on there that I like, but now I’m onto Durarara
Those are my favorites! Maybe some time we can have our own little “movie night” in the rec room and watch those
Alright good. What about right now.
Does anyone like death note? Or fairy tail?
God I love death note
GUYS HELP
LOOK I FOUND THE SOURCE OF THE SOUND AND ITS NOT WHAT WE THOUGHT! GUYS ITS A B—

@thatbackgroundgalra @actual-emperor-zarkon @real-witch-haggar @itsactuallypidge @its-lance-bitch @therealkeith @freshprincelotor @blackpaladonewiththisshit @this-galra-is-gay
Lotor, I crown you meme-prince.
REBLOG IF YOU THINK THE MAN ON THE LEFT IS JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE MAN ON THE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous asked:
actual-emperor-zarkon answered:
2) Rough sex or soft sex?
Rough, turtle sex
12) How often do you have sex?
I haven’t had sex in 3,000 years
13) Is there anyone you want to have sex with right now?
It’s kinda hard to do that since I’m kinda supposed to be in a coma so…
BITCH!!
Oh shit Kiana
DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST FORGET ABOUT ME?!
No I just didn’t want them to find out
Oh like you care
Um…do you care?
I was under the impression you didn’t love me anymore.
:(((
Haggar?? Do we need to talk about something?
*sigh* I’ll Just leave, I guess…
No no no come see me okay?
I can’t. Me, jem, and Kate are all on a ship headed for a planet that has the same metal used for the Lions of Voltron
IS ANYONE IN OUR TUMBLR GROUP ACTUALLY STRAIGHT??
Bc I think that we’ve made it obvious that no one in the Castle of Lions is straight.
Me, but I’m new.
Good to know there’s at least one hetero amongst us!
Is haggar not hetero?
She’s only ever mentioned being in one relationship
I don’t remember haggar saying anything about an attraction towards anyone but zarkon
Neither this blogger nor this muse is straight
It’s pretty obvious I’m not straight either lmao
Really? I had no idea
“Alright babe, here I am. Ready to party?”
Ah yasss boy
“Hella. Come over here and kiss me silly.”
*walks over to him* Don’t call me silly ;)
“You can be when you want to.” He pointed out and kissed the other. He was smiling against the prince’s lips.
(Not cheating on Keith btw this is just roleplay I promise)
“I can?” He leaned in a little closer, pressing his lips closer to his.
Saw a request for someone to redraw this beautiful frame of Lotor on @lotors-saltwife ’s page. Needless to say I couldn’t stop laughing the entire time I drew this.
SAME GUN. SAME CLAWS. PURPLE HAIRED GENERAL WAS DEF THE WEBLUM GALRA


think Keith actually realizes it in this scene as well? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



