Red and Blue make Purple

[jurassicapark96]

• Friend: you can't be Wonder Woman.
• Me: WAT ? Why ? I'm a woman. I'm strong and brave ! And I want to help...
• Friend : Cause you'll never leave a island full of women.
• Me: ...
• Me: U right. I cant be Wonder Woman.

[ichidice]

[marsincharge]

“My wife” says the woman I’m talking to. Suddenly my skin is clear, my student loans are paid, I feel remade.

[marsincharge]

@ any wlw reading this: I love you all and hope you get girlfriends and wives if you want them.

[marsincharge]

Happy Pride Month, may my blessing for wlw be more powerful than ever.

[marsincharge]

People asked if this includes trans lesbians and it absolutely does and my blessing will flip into a curse for anyone who thinks otherwise.

[thespace-dragon]

the paladins’ group chat

[soft-pidge]

Pidge: cryptid
- sends a meme then vanishes into the night for extended periods of time
- is usually the subject of the other paladins’s venting in private chat
- knows all of the gossip but keeps it to themselves
- sends “night hoes🐸 ” every night at exactly 11:42pm

Lance: memelord
- talks using annoying abbreviations and replaces letters with numbers 
(ex: ur, gr8, h3ll0)
- talks almost 24/7 about things no one cares to know
- “did you guys know that ducks have a dick shaped like a corkscrew” “lance go the fuck to sleep”
- makes references that no one understands

Hunk: moral support
- Hunk is usually sharing links to food he wants to make or calling the entire chat on facetime/skype so they can make it together
- sends silly videos when the others seem sad
- “hey guys I know it’s 2 am but I can’t sleep and just wanted you all to know that I love you”
- occasionally joins in on the memes

Shiro: tired™
- usually forgets he left his phone on silent and opens it to find 500 messages, most of them from Lance
- the other paladins get very excited when he comes into the group chat since he’s never there
- “guys I was gone for a day and there’s 523 messages” “SHIRO’S BACK”
- a tired leader, always asking about how he can ease his stress
- “hey shiro I haven’t seen you here in a while” “I’ve been at the training deck for an hour and none of you showed up so I had to result to desperate measures”

Keith: clueless
- constantly yelling at Lance to stop sending memes
- will then ask Lance to explain a meme or a reference he made
- sends videos about cryptids and conspiracy theories, these are the only things that summon Pidge to the group chat
- will call Lance or Hunk late at night to face time/skype and watch a movie together
- has a mini groupchat with just Lance and Hunk for this purpose, it’s called “bonding moments”

[astro-not-art]

the illustration group chat is making gay fish OCs out if these too emojis 🐟 🐡

[angelrin89]

[blazepress]

Sushi burger.

[cheeralism]

[angelrin89]

I CANNOT BELIEVE

[zhe-lazy-fox]

[starcyntress]

yall: lance is winking at keith

me, a jackass: lance is winking at slav

[starryklance]

where’s my 50k one-sided/unrequited love slance college au

[zhe-lazy-fox]

Allura: ”IF YOU TWO CAN’T BE QUIET! I’LL TURN THIS CAR AROUND, THIS INSTANT!”
Keith and Lance: *Bickering about the last McZarkon fries*
Coran: *internal screaming*
Shiro: *snoring*
Hunk: *doing stuff on his phone*
Pidge: *Reading*

For Voltron Anniversary the 10th of June
I love this show, I love everything about it! The animation, the story, the characters. I’m in Voltron Hell and I ain’t leaving XD

original DTS made by @humnyn 

[ciphersiren]

[alluradaily]

[This issue’s story takes place immediately after the events of Voltron, episode 108: ‘’Rebirth.’’]