THE HOOKS! THE HOOKS!
Shipping p1dge with adults is gross and if you ship it you’re gross
Shipping p1dge with adults is gross and if you ship it you’re gross
Good I ship her with Lance :D
Don’t forget Pallura!!!
Wow this is fucking disgusting. She’s confirmed 14. Fuck off, you guys are over here shipping her with Shiro too, who is CONFIRMED 25. You guys are fucking disgusting. That’s called PEDOPHILIA and it’s a… wait for it… wait for it… FEDERAL CRIME!
Calm down buddy, I see (headcanon) them older, it’s not big deal
And Plance is really cute
You can’t just imagine characters to be older to make it acceptable to ship them. It doesn’t change the fact that Pidge is only 14. It’s a really big deal. I’ve gotten caught up in relationships with guys who were 20-22 because they were seemingly younger than that and by the time I found out they were that age it was really bad. They harassed me, played on my insecurities, asked for pictures of my body (which I did not provide), and made me feel trapped and abused. So yes, there’s a huge fucking problem with sh@ladin ships and pidgexpaladin ships. The maturity and age difference is far too much at that age and relationships like that are NEVER healthy.
tfw u owe ur friend money but no one carries cash anymore and it turns into a series of elaborate trades that resurrects the barter system.
me: that’s such a good metaphor
also me: I’ve already used that metaphor and can’t think of anything better oh no
aw its so cute when a sick person isnt very good at taking care of themselves (usually because theyre out of practice and have a reckless personality to begin with) and just at a glance you can see little markers that their friends are taking care of them. wearing someone’s scarf, carrying a thermos of tea that another friend gave to them, bundled up in another person’s coat… a packet of tissues, courtesy of a fourth friend, sticking out of their back pocket… like they’re a walking collection of evidence that they have people looking out for them, even for little things like a useless seasonal cold