thewinterwizard
I just remembered I said “thank you for your service” to the barista at Starbucks like she was a fucking WW2 vet
some of you don’t watch pride and prejudice (2005) multiple times a year to cope with the fear that you’ll never find love and it shows
gothicglasses
hesmybucky
Just public school things
-Hearing screams coming from other classrooms and wondering what the fuck is going on
-Dropping the mr/mrs from a teachers name and just referring to them by their last name
-Just getting up and walking out to go to the bathroom whenever because the teachers literally couldn’t care less
- People standing in the middle of the FUCKING HALLWAYS like how do you have that many friends
-Teachers asking why you’re late to class and you can use “traffic” as an excuse
- Scarily lacking sex ed
-Weird, non-optional school spirit things that serve zero purpose
-DRESS CODE
-School-wide memes
-Seeing cops around ALL the fucking time
-Literal chaos + a mascot
ruinedchildhood
weedle-testaburger
jananimal813
before I came out as trans, whenever my mom saw me pick up anything heavy or whatever she would instinctively say “heeee-maaaan!” and after I came out she switched it to “sheeee-raaaa!” and you gotta love that
Pure
Best mom
gothicglasses
public-schoolquotes
“But sir, why aren’t you under the desk?! We’re supposed to be having an earthquake!”
Teacher: “I don’t want to be here anymore.”
kiaranator
guys what’s that tumblr post where someone posts a pic of themself with their new haircut or something but they’re too far away in the distance so someone asks them to come closer and it’s just a shot of them running towards the camera
felidaereverse
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
The wizard of Oz’s entire solution to having a political rival in the West was ‘oh I’ll just send this random 15 year old to assassinate her’ what
Dumbledore
OH SHIT
gothicglasses
susiephone
when you were sitting in public school and hear screaming from another classroom and you know there are 3 possibilities
- they’re playing a review game and it’s getting intense
- a bee got into the room
- a riot broke out in a spanish 1 class full of 14 year olds
ruinedchildhood
