thewinterwizard
sgt-rogers
girls dont want boyfriends, girls want fancy ceremonial daggers to wear strapped to their thighs for style and intimidation
royal-raccoon
lesbiskammerat
guys please stop with the “we dont know who created minecraft its just a mystery” jokes. it’s really inappropriate and disrespectful to erase someone’s legacy like that, especially considering all the hard work hatsune miku put into creating minecraft all on her own
romanasanders
milomeepit
Some of you don’t go for second cookies when your feeling dangerous and it shows.
royal-raccoon
orriculum
I had a dream I was trying to get dunkin donuts but it was called weenus beenus
theloadscreen
New Splatfest and gear coming this April! The Splatfest will run from April 19th at 3:00pm PST to April 21st at 3:00pm PST, and you’ll choose between either Team Hare or Team Tortoise!
Grab some exclusive gear while you play! 🦑🐙
dottie-n-stripes
anonymous asked: what pokemon would these guys be/have
WONDERFUL question. i recruited the assistance of my good pals @zlnkling and @funkadacious for this as they are much bigger pokemon gurus than myself and they came up with these amazin’ lineups
pastel-wlw-tea
Un-Follow Me Now, These Are The Only Shoes My Octoling Will Be Wearing For The Rest Of Splatoon 2. I Want These So Bad Fuck. What The Fuck.
krunkidile
perks-of-being-chinese
concept: cursed amulet that convinces the wearer there is no way it could possibly be cursed, and makes them completely resistant to any attempts to convince them otherwise
to clarify further: that’s it. that’s the entire curse. it has no other effects on the wearer, malevolent or otherwise.
them: yo you should take that necklace off it’s definitely cursed dude
me: hahah no way bro that’s crazy. like, that’s totally bogus, dude.
catboi-rock
torenlover
ruinedchildhood