Red and Blue make Purple

[goth-dadther]

[gcmulk]

Fuck Wat Da Teacher Said

[goth-dadther]

[rukeprease]

Likes:  
-Coaching Softball
-Doing push ups with his daughters on his back
-brunch with a bro

Dislikes:
-Rest days
-Improper stretching techniques
-When his twins pretend to be each other

Craig Cahn is literally my goals in life. Who baby dis?

[goth-dadther]

[subnikiforov]

robert: how’s the cul-de-sac’s prettiest dad doing today

dadsona, not looking up from his word jumble: i dunno, how are you?

robert, voice cracking: i’m fine………..

[goth-dadther]

[star-fools]

dadsona: whiskey
robert: 💕💕🍆🍆💦💞💞🍆💦💦💦💦💦💦💓💕💕💕💞🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💕💕💕💕🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆💕💕💕💓💦💦💦💕🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💕💕💕💯💯💯💯💯💯👀👀👀💕💕🍆🍆💦💦

[goth-dadther]

[uqu]

has this been done yet

[goth-dadther]

[zeeplaguedoktor]

im screaming

[goth-dadther]

[blankpapar-colouredeyes]

Craig Cahn Aesthetic

[illmamnim]

• Chloe, after the Halloween party: Just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. And by bottle, I mean a baby bottle. Half filled with tequila.

[illmamnim]

[cryptidsp00n]

firebringer doodles frm yesterday i forgot to post woops

[illmamnim]

[drarw]

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