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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
freshprincelotor

Anonymous asked:

2, 12, 13

actual-emperor-zarkon answered:

2) Rough sex or soft sex?

Rough, turtle sex

12) How often do you have sex?

I haven’t had sex in 3,000 years

13) Is there anyone you want to have sex with right now?

It’s kinda hard to do that since I’m kinda supposed to be in a coma so…

thatbackgroundgalra

BITCH!!

actual-emperor-zarkon

Oh shit Kiana

thatbackgroundgalra

DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST FORGET ABOUT ME?!

actual-emperor-zarkon

No I just didn’t want them to find out

real-witch-haggar

@actual-emperor-zarkon

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Originally posted by gif-weenus

actual-emperor-zarkon

Oh like you care

real-witch-haggar

:(

actual-emperor-zarkon

Um…do you care?
I was under the impression you didn’t love me anymore.

real-witch-haggar

:(((

actual-emperor-zarkon

Haggar?? Do we need to talk about something?

thatbackgroundgalra

*sigh* I’ll Just leave, I guess…

freshprincelotor

No no no come see me okay?

thatbackgroundgalra

I can’t. Me, jem, and Kate are all on a ship headed for a planet that has the same metal used for the Lions of Voltron

freshprincelotor

Aw

Source: actual-emperor-zarkon
freshprincelotor

IS ANYONE IN OUR TUMBLR GROUP ACTUALLY STRAIGHT??

itsactuallypidge

Bc I think that we’ve made it obvious that no one in the Castle of Lions is straight. 

rgalraspecialops

Me, but I’m new.

itsactuallypidge

Good to know there’s at least one hetero amongst us!

thatbackgroundgalra

Is haggar not hetero?

unofficialgalratechsupport

She’s only ever mentioned being in one relationship

thatbackgroundgalra

I don’t remember haggar saying anything about an attraction towards anyone but zarkon

unofficialgalratechsupport

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Originally posted by animatedtext

freshprincelotor

Neither this blogger nor this muse is straight

this-galra-is-gay

It’s pretty obvious I’m not straight either lmao

freshprincelotor

Really? I had no idea

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wxteriism

@actual-emperor-zarkon

“Alright babe, here I am. Ready to party?”

actual-emperor-zarkon

Ah yasss boy

wxteriism

“Hella. Come over here and kiss me silly.”

freshprincelotor

*walks over to him* Don’t call me silly ;)

wxteriism

“You can be when you want to.” He pointed out and kissed the other. He was smiling against the prince’s lips.

freshprincelotor

(Not cheating on Keith btw this is just roleplay I promise)

“I can?” He leaned in a little closer, pressing his lips closer to his.

freshprincelotor

Anonymous asked:

Broooo, you just got lectured by probably the shortest fully grown Galra ever to exist

actual-emperor-zarkon answered:

Anybody can make words but not everyone can drop kick a bitch

thatbackgroundgalra

I don’t need to drop kick anyone when I have easy access to their balls and a knife

freshprincelotor

Sorry but you can’t get access to what isn’t thERE

thatbackgroundgalra

Well, I’d go for his dick but it’s already small enough

freshprincelotor

How else did you think he could stuff it up his armor hole

thatbackgroundgalra

Well, he certainly couldn’t stuff it into other holes…

freshprincelotor

How am I here then

thatbackgroundgalra

Lab accident

freshprincelotor

:’(

Source: actual-emperor-zarkon