Red and Blue make Purple

[jacks-mom]

[coconutoil97]

remember that catfish episode where she catfished her cousin bc he called her a fat ass kelly price 3 years ago

[drakesinterlude]

[joshrah]

You know what else she did, she bloody did a horror movie plot twist, where she called the show to investigate whomever was cat fishing her cousin, so basically everyone that they were investigating to the cat fish was a red herring by her, leading to the climax of the episode where it was revealed that she was the one cat fishing him lol

[alexanderkoshermilton]

Gone Girl (2014), David Fincher

[charminglyantiquated]

[sexhaver]

what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it’s some pretty heavy stuff”

[chorusofravenousangels]

“what do you mean you’ve never learned FIREBALL, it’s a CLASSIC”
“idk I’m not really into evocations.”
“how can you not be into ANY evocations?”
“well, it’s kind of dad magic, isn’t it?”

[unfriendlyblackwitch]

DAD MAGIC

[gee-ky]

[setheverman]

when you have things to do but your bro is holding you tight in his warm loving arms: brocrastination

[gee-ky]

@decaydencerecords

[gee-ky]

[starr-lights]

[blf19]

Helmets = No Kisses

…but this is also sweet like a kiss too. 

[philsterman01]

[twindoodle]

A commission for @powerdragonmoon​! Its based on the lovely @karawek​‘s PaonNath and Moon’s absolutely amazing fic for it Buzzkill! This was so fun and I am so thankful for the opportunity to do this!!

[illmamnim]

[philfreckles]

that whole fish incident was probably pretty harrowing but i hope you got to see some other cool fish and stuff

so uh. i couldn’t post this until now on here bc laptop issues and then phil chose it this morning for headerforphil so. hiya