me, thinking about how lance missed shark week:

keith: you fucking bourgeoisie trash, capitalism is the downfall of America, caused the erasure of the poor and if you think i’m willingly going to be a slave to the Man you are supremely fucking mistaken
shiro: please, can we just, play monopoly
Hey guys! Here’s a poster I did for the Star vs. the Forces of Evil Season 3 TWO HOUR premiere movie: The Battle for Mewni
Episodes 1-4 of Season 3
Saturday, July 15 at 11am, 2pm, and 7pm EDT on Disney XD
there’s something really cute, innocent, and unexpected about keith liking hippos. like there’s no deep reason about it or whatever like with his knife and the hidden meaning or the shack. he just likes hippos. thinks they’re cool. probably read a book or two about hippos when he was younger and he’s just like… “yeah, hippos are badass.”
when u dress up as ur favorite shark and look damn good in it 👌 🦈 (redbubble sticker!!)
tfw you realize you’re in love with your teammate who is so emotionally stunted that he gave you a pep-talk by implying you were bad at math

On my uni campus there was a guy who was skateboarding to his next class and he ran into a pole and fell on the ground. Instead of getting up he just laid there and I heard him say, “what’s the point of getting up when even more pain lies ahead.”
That’s Shiro.