Week one of Inktober 2017! Monster Hunter!
my mom got a pack of candles and only realized once she started putting them on the cake that they said “birthday boy” and not “happy birthday” so we made do
my mom got a pack of candles and only realized once she started putting them on the cake that they said “birthday boy” and not “happy birthday” so we made do
HABY BIRTDOY
me: this is a nice gif let me check the source to see what anime it’s from
source: #mecha #cyber punk #cyberpunk #cyber #future #futuristic #80s #90s #japan #animation #vaporwave #vapor wave #seapunk #sea punk #future funk
me: oh okay
Do any of you have any stories about times you were hurt by an extrovert?
extroverts kidnapped me while I was brooding alone in the forest and dragged me under a hill, where I was forced to dance to their enchanted fiddles for what felt like a few hours but was actually many years… when I returned home, my wife had remarried and my children were grown and did not recognize me.
another time an extrovert paid me in cash that turned into dead leaves the next day. fuckin hate those guys.
and how could I forget that time I went flower-picking and came back pregnant with an extrovert’s child? smh. and extroverts are always fucking up my crops and livestock and spoiling my milk. have they no boundaries?!
i swear, introverts are so TOUCHY. all we try to do for you people is add beauty, excitement, and intrigue to your dull, brief little lives, and what do we get in return? complaints, complaints, complaints. “oh, an extrovert seduced me, and in the morning i found myself lying next to a loathly worm.” “waah-waah, extroverts keep abducting my finest livestock and returning them inside-out.” “the eldritch music of the extroverts out in yonder pines has been keeping me awake for weeks.” pfft. suck it UP.
as an independent artist, you can’t truly reach your full commission yield potential until you sell out to furries
legit artist advice, particularly to artists who don’t get enough commissions? learn to draw both human and animal anatomy. be willing to draw for paying furry customers. it doesn’t have to be your favorite, you don’t have to personally involve yourself in the fandom, and it certainly doesn’t have to be adult-oriented work – but furries are some of the most supportive and easy to work with commissioners out there. it sounds silly on the surface, but it’s worth it. sell out to furries. use your furry money to kickstart your dreams or buy yourself a sandwich or something