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cityelf

Concept: an immortal who doesn’t shy away from photos or paintings. Draws self portraits on cave walls. Photobombs everything with a pout and a suave pose. Commissions numerous portraits of themself as a literary Romantic before faking their death. Tries to be at least slightly famous every time they have a new identity. Creates a conspiracy blog linking all their past photos together before mysteriously disappearing in mysterious circumstances. Mysteriously. Usually only disappears for 10 to 20 years after “"dying”“ before making another appearance. Everyone else in the immortal community lowkey hates them. “Ah, fuck. You’ll never guess who’s resurfaced again.” “Fucking… Dave?” “Fucking Dave.”

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omg so side note: i’m the anon u got into voltron and just sent you the atla comparison, SO! i started following you after reading tddk fics on ao3, but i’d forgotten ur ao3 username, so now i’m into voltron and stumbled onto one of your klance fics and i recognized it from tddk fics so i saved it for later to read days ago and now iwjust noticed your username on ur tumblr page and ?? wow i’m an idiot, and you’re a blessing

alskdfjalksdfjalsdkfj anon this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen, bless you for this oh my god. believe it or not, you’re not the first person who has followed me and then realized after the fact that i am aknightley. also one of my best friends sent me this earlier this year and i’m still laughing abt it:

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