this is probably not the first thing that should have crossed my mind when i saw an ambulance today
how to tell when an lgbt+ character is written by a straight person:
person a: would you mind straightening the store up?
person b, the lgbt one: [doesn’t make a gay joke]
WHAT’S THE WORST THING I CAN SAY?

THINGS ARE BETTER IF I STAY

SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT

SO LONG

AND GOODNIGHT.
me:stands up
my blood vessels: what the
FUCK
did you just do

