alphatoronado
XKCD’s excellent presentation on historical global temperature and anthropogenic global warming.
[After setting your car on fire] “Listen, your car’s temperature has changed before.”
Holy shit
angst-oclock
peace sign × finger guns = bi²
shishitsunari
purrincess-chat
MariChat Tropes
MariChat is my brotp, so most of these aren’t romantic.
-Marinette paints Chat’s claws bright colors.
-Game nights
-Marinette braiding Chat’s hair and he’s so excited “princess, I’m so beautiful, thank you!”
-Chat constantly eats all of the snacks Marinette brings up. “I can’t help it. Saving Paris works up an appetite.”
-”You have a lot of pictures of your friend on your wall.” “Yeah, I love him.” “Aww, you’re such a good friend, Marinette. I’m sure he loves you too.”
-Adrien then puts up a lot of pictures of his friends on his wall so as to not be a bad friend.
-Chat laying in her lap purring while she strokes his hair between his ears.
-Chat carrying Marinette bridal-style around the roofs at night because the view is better from above.
-Chat wearing Marinette’s unfinished dresses so she can hem them. (and secretly he enjoys them)
-Chat stays for dinner a few times, and Tom and Sabine want to adopt him. You’re our cat son now.
-Alya catching Chat leaving Marinette’s balcony at night and harping on Marinette for banging a superhero. Adrien’s face is unusually red, bro, you good?
-Chat likes to sneak in and scare Marinette while she’s washing her face at night.
-She squirts him with a spray bottle as punishment.
-Bonding over their love of anime.
-Chat teasing Marinette about all the cat plushes in her room. “You really love cats, princess.” “Wha- no, I just, my dad bought them for me. I don’t even like- why would you assume?” “*eyebrow waggle*”
-Chat playing with Marinette’s yarn when she’s not looking.
-Chat practicing his pick-up lines for Ladybug on Marinette.
-”Fewer puns, Chat.” “But puns are all I’ve got!”
-Chat getting his tongue stuck to his staff in winter. “Chat, again?” “I don mae tha bes decisions, pwincesth.”
Will finish other ones later.
voltronlegendarysnaps
lousysharkbutt
Anonymous asked:
How was the batman lego movie? who was your favorite character in it? :)
IT WAS GREAT IT HAD THE CUTEST JOKER I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
lousysharkbutt
he already has a job and its called being TOTALLY SICK
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lousysharkbutt
Anonymous asked:
thor's short hair makes me so mad cause i first saw it and i was like "hey, chris hemsworth is doing another movie!" which is obviously a bad thing since the look of the movie doesn't give off thor vibes. i literally thought it was some sorta john carter movie im shaking in my boots I MISS THE LONG HAIR
ruinedchildhood
