Red and Blue make Purple

[trasshess]

Tiny friends 🐋🐟🐟

[trasshess]

[uragirinoteme]

Keithober Day 11: Cryptid

Shark Hybrid (?) Keith from @trasshess’s Luresong AU since I really love the comics and Keef’s design 👍👍👍

[trasshess]

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL AAAAAAAAA

[trasshess]

Local shark tries to say hi
You won’t believe what happens next

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[gothicglasses]

[konnahdot]

i should rly do commissions and hw now hAHAHha

[gothicglasses]

[applepiyaa]

they’re so in love

[godasenpai]

[did-you-kno]

On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2

[wroughtornot]

i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell 

[zahnegott]

fuck this is b a d

[mutant-aesthetic]

This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets

[liquored-up-rifleman]

The what?

[mutant-aesthetic]

[unpicasso]

[brookeawooka]

Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.

[congalineofdurin]

Listen I work in an office with a honeycomb setup, which means I share a desk with THREE OTHER PEOPLE, and I thought I was so slick reading tumblr all secrety and I had to PUT MY HEAD DOWN so as not to fucking explode into laughter because of vanish me poopum I have TEARS in my eyes and I had to hide this from THE WHOLE VICINITY because I CANNOT explain that

[blabrabs]

[kinpunshou]

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

[little-lucky-angel]

I’ve been laughing for five minutes at this.

[godasenpai]

[multitrackdrifting]

GO BEYOND

[multitrackdrifting]

PLUS

ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[illmamnim]

[kisbys]

yes i am an artist. yes i love to draw in perspective. wow…. just look at how The Angls make it come to life…. 

it feels like im there……….

[illmamnim]

[ananymous-art]

How much of a meanie do you guys think cuphead is?