godasenpai
harmonscorner
fencing coach: how are your legs feeling after that workout?
me: sore
fencing coach: [[suddenly in a Russian accent]] Good. Make your thighs big as mother Russia. You know what they say about women with big thighs, yes?
me: [[also in a Russian accent]] Can crush head between legs like watermelon.
fencing coach:
fencing coach: [[still in a Russian accent]] You and I…we have very different fantasies
thanotaphobia
roseivyrue
keith, laying down with the baby sitting next to him: “–right like? its not like i Chose to be part galra or anything.. the others.. they just dont underst–”
baby: *making incoherent baby noises*
baby: *bonks keith on the head with some plastic keys*
keith:…. youre right thats silly of me at the end of the day my friends still love and trust me.
drawloverlala
gothicglasses
ruinedchildhood