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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
godasenpai harmonscorner
romanimp

fencing coach: how are your legs feeling after that workout?

me: sore

fencing coach: [[suddenly in a Russian accent]] Good. Make your thighs big as mother Russia. You know what they say about women with big thighs, yes?

me: [[also in a Russian accent]] Can crush head between legs like watermelon.

fencing coach:

fencing coach: [[still in a Russian accent]] You and I…we have very different fantasies

Source: romanimp
thanotaphobia roseivyrue
shirogane

keith, laying down with the baby sitting next to him: “–right like? its not like i Chose to be part galra or anything.. the others.. they just dont underst–”

baby: *making incoherent baby noises*

shirogane

baby: *bonks keith on the head with some plastic keys*

keith:…. youre right thats silly of me at the end of the day my friends still love and trust me.

Source: shirogane-remaking god please