Cons of being the good listener of the squad
“i hope rick’s next favorite sauce is free healthcare” is one of the funniest phrases in the english language
“i hope rick’s next favorite sauce is free healthcare” is one of the funniest phrases in the english language
wasn’t that shit bitch-ass caeser’s fault because he invented july and august for him and his triflin nephew or whoever the fuck
oh wrong fucking post
you are so fucking valid and you are my biggest source of motivation i love you
This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way
“I’m getting back in line.”
OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY
BLESS ME PATRICK
PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU
*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money
Can i just *Gets in line*…there
Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔
I am calling money into my life
Deadass tho I reblogged this and got some money I had been waiting on for months deposited into my account. Not even kidding