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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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flap types

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*flaps smol and fluttery-like* - you’re a moth

*flaps enthusiastically and hops/spins* - you’re a barn swallow

*flaps majestically* - you’re a hawk

*flaps at light speed* - you’re a hummingbird

*flaps with entire body and knocks things over* - you’re a friggin pterodactyl, they should all be very afraid

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If Matt Holt Gets His Own Vlog…

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Matt: Hi fans! Matt Holt here, Rebel Captain extraordinaire and extremely handsome brother of the Green Paladin. And I’m here because ol’ Loverboy Lance over there bets that I can’t drink a whole cup of this stuff called Nunvil! WELL, YOU’RE ALL ABOUT TO WITNESS ME CHUG A WHOLE BOTTLE OF IT!

Shiro: (offscreen) Matt, this isn’t what vlogs are meant fo-

Pidge/Lance/Hunk: (yelling) CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

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