
ho ho holy shit it’s december first (1st)

You pick up a small device. On it’s small screen it simply says “one skill point remaining” and a list of 8 attributes. You click on Strength and instantly feel your muscles stiffen a little. The screen now says “Level up to gain more skill points”
*jump cut to me in a shady alley armed with a tennis racquet swinging at rats with wild abandon*
when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell
karma got its kiss for me……. thats 2017 in one video
“I CANT GO TO JOHNATHANS RIGHT NOW”
I am literally in tears LOOOOOOOOOL
Silver: is it okay if i swear?
Shadow: yes silver, i will allow to swear
Silver: f
Shadow: yes go on
Silver: i’m nervous