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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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HELP IM IN COLLEGE AND MY ROSE TROUSERS RIPPED VERTICALLY HOW AM I GONNA TAKE PUBLIC TRANSPORT AT THIS RATEAAAAA HOW COULD THIS HAVEHAPPENEDTHIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED YO ME I DIDNT EVEN THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR YOUR PANTS TO RIP FROM INSIDE THE THIGH IM JFDKDKSKSKS I CANT WALK PROPERLY i feel so exposed down there

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for those telling me to flaunt it like high fashion, this is how bad the tear was..

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so CLEARLY that’s NOT an option hahaha

okay now lemme try and fix this problem and read all your replies, i’ll find some stapler fkkskdnfnd

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i just asked the cutest guy in my class and he doesnt have one so plan B, lemme run to the library fjjskdnfndm

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SUCCESS

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THANKS EVERYONE OMG I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE WALKING HOME WITH MY THIGHS AND A BIT OF MY UNDERWEAR EXPOSED.. i have to be careful tho, this doesnt look like a solid fix.. and i couldnt staple all the way cause it gets too tight near my crotch but at least its not as exposed.. i cant believe my thighs just got really big tho im worried this might happen to my other trousers and the other side. i hope it doesnt rip later omg i’d end up walking semi naked fkdkskdk RIP and i loved these trousers so much gosh

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absaddics asked:

I saw the description of your patreon goal of 10,000 a month and I started laughing - "my answer to that is how bad do you want it to be" xD I'm dead. Also, is $5 a month too little? I don't want it to feel like I'm cheating you for your beautiful artwork, but I'm also a bit tight on money unfortunately. What do you think is a fair price?

Heh. I’m glad someone caught that 😎

And any support means the world to me! Times are tough and even pledging a dollar a month really does make an impact. The fact that you guys are invested in my art enough to help me create more of it is really awesome, so thank you ❤️ 

you guys are the best absaddics