how to study for finals
slam 18 frappucinos with extra shots and lie motionless on a conference table while the library gods whisper all the truths of the universe to you
slam 18 frappucinos with extra shots and lie motionless on a conference table while the library gods whisper all the truths of the universe to you
This is not a tasty gummy sweet but a Jewel Caterpillar found in Amazon Rainforest. They are covered with sticky goo-like, gellatinous tubercles that provides protection from its predator like ants until they metamorphosise into winged moths.
HAVE YOU SEEN IT GROWN UP THOUGH
literal pokemon
have you seen the cocoon it makes though?

it’s so pretty as a baby, it looks like an actual gem. then suddenly it pupates into a net thing and when it comes out it looks like the fucking Lorax
dude
this is a pokemon
AMAZING.
Patton: Hey, wanna hear a chemistry joke?
Logan: …
Patton: is that a no?
Logan: oh, sorry, did you want a reaction?

when he asks for hijabless pics
ft. @blindbanditx and @somalisalma and @xx-hawa
Love this.
me: *living my life*
brain: remember the show my gym partner’s a monkey?
me: the show on cartoon network??? yeah why
brain: nothing just making sure you remember
wow i got a laptop and this thing sure is on my lap
fuck me
i think there are a few steps in this relationship that you skipped. hey, i’m steven