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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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nelyafinwes

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

trashfirefallon

You’re just giving him more reasons to hate cars.

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Jackieboy: We only have one option. Protocol 62.

Marvin: Not possible. We don’t have nearly enough piranhas.

Jackieboy: Then Protocol 63 it is.

{Later}

Dr. Schneeplestein: [Walking into Anti’s room] Jackieboy and Marvin are planning to fly you into ‘ze sun

Anti: They must’ve been out of piranhas.

ironwoman359

I searched Schneep to see how spell it, and was pleased to find this post. 

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