Do you know how hard I worked for us to have accidental eye contact
cadrilovesklance
so the showrunner/producer of voltron also retweeted this
AND WHO
GETS ALONG
MORE BADLY (at first)
THAN…
THESE TWO?
which leads me to the question…
~do they ship them too?~
illmamnimh
fadeout-againn
the only time you’re allowed to call a trans woman “he”
when speaking hebrew (היא pronounced “hee” means “she”)
joker-ace
eyecandybutts
when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck
I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off
anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received
“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”
14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking
You’re just giving him more reasons to hate cars.
angst-in-space
keithphobes
shiro: man, I really need a drink
shiro: *pours apple juice into a shot glass*
awkwardmiraculousphotos
jacks-mom
presidentokay
this is the most specific targeted marketing i’ve ever experienced
polarsculp
illmamnim
royal-raccoon
Jackieboy: We only have one option. Protocol 62.
Marvin: Not possible. We don’t have nearly enough piranhas.
Jackieboy: Then Protocol 63 it is.
{Later}
Dr. Schneeplestein: [Walking into Anti’s room] Jackieboy and Marvin are planning to fly you into ‘ze sun
Anti: They must’ve been out of piranhas.
I searched Schneep to see how spell it, and was pleased to find this post.
ruinedchildhood
