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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
illmamnim royal-raccoon

Wtf is sephora

nicejewishguy

It sounds scary

elasticlove

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

venatus

no your thinking of sephiroth,

a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

punlich

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

one-eyed-pom

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

lethalneuroses

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

waffle-sorter

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

leeshajoy

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

animatedamerican

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

hhertzof

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

rareandradiant-maiden

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

jewishdragon

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

osheamobile

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

princelesscomic

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

optimysticals

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

flatbear

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

corruptinnocent

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

the-privateer

no, you’re thinking of euphoria, Sephora was that one lady who opened that box that held all the world’s problems

condancing-in-the-night

No, you’re thinking of Pandora. Sephora is an affective state in which a person experiences pleasure or excitement and intense feelings of well-being and happiness.

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cup-a-fear

Four US presidents have so far been assassinated… you know what that means?

cup-a-fear

Political compass!

Auth Left- Lee Harvey Oswald
Lib Left- Leon Czolgosz
Auth Right- John Wilkes Booth
Lib Right- Charles J. Guiteau

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iskra-chornia

does this get bonus points for also being loss.jpg?

cup-a-fear

Holy shit how did I not notice that. What the fuck

God fucking damn it i give up loss.jpeg or was it loss.jpg ??? you know what i don't give a shit anymore this meme was a mistake meme
thanotaphobia cadetcatra
pluxam

allura’s hair glows when it’s brushed. it’s not overtly sparkly or flashy and it’s not blindingly bright, but it has its own twinkle to it - like the soft shimmer of moonlight over dark, deep seas. she only brushes her hair at night, almost therapeutically, and with each brush stroke you can see the hazy outline of a vanity table, and the faintest hint of her smile