that one scene from S02E09 :’)
Steve: is that your hand on my ass?
Eli: it was an accident
Steve: your hand is still on my ass
Eli: IT’S STILL AN ACCIDENT
illmamnim
eclipseisminetocommand
Trollhunters characters as John Mulaney quotes
- Jim Lake Jr.: You know how you lie to your parents?
- Toby Domzalski: The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.
- Claire Nuñez: If it's a true or false question, you should be able to add a third option, which is [softly and tiredly] "who's to say?"
- Blinky: nothing that i know can help you with your car ever. unless you’re like, “hey, i’ve got a flat tire, does anyone here know a lot about troll history?" Then I could be like "Oh, perhaps I could be of some assistance"
- Arrrggghhh: I’ll keep all my feelings right here and one day I’ll die.
- Angor Rot: I'm really sorry about last night, it's just that I'm mean and loud.
- Walter Strickler: sometimes babies will point at me, and I don't care for that shit at all
- Draal: *holding a bottle* Is this whisky or perfume? *grabs and chugs the entire bottle* It’s perfume.
- Gunmar: I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.
- Nana: Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds.
- Gatto: 🎵and life is a fucking nightmare🎵
- Otto Scaarbach: You know those days where you’re like, "this might as well happen"? Adult life is already so damn weird.
- Vendel: I don’t look older, I just look worse
- Mary Wang: I am a proud, Asian-American woman, and you will treat me with respect! I'm a tiger mom!
- Darci Scott: i like to lean in and go “stop snitchin’ motherfucker” and walk off. ‘cause you’re never too young to learn our national no snitching policy
- Nomura: It was really easy to get away with murder before they knew about DNA.
- NotEnrique: I am very small, and I have no money. You can imagine the kind of stress I'm under.
- Steve Palchuck: Some people give off a vibe of right away, they’re like, “Do not fuck with me.”
- Eli Pepperjack: My vibe is more like, “Hey, you could pour hot soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you”
- Ms. Janeth: No one knows what you're talking about, you idiot!
- Bular: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
- Barbara Lake: It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them - especially when you were supposed to do them. In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
- Coach Lawrence: “Don’t you have to do a shift at school tomorrow?” *drinking like it’s the end of the world* “Ehhhh, I’ll just show a video.” “That’s why teachers show videos?!”
- Mr. Nuñez: We started chanting, McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's! And my dad pulled into the drive thru, and we started cheering and then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.
- Mrs. Nuñez: This is an on fire garbage can... could be a nursery
joker-ace
catnippackets
- 2004 me posting art: this is a piece I worked on for four weeks, using experimental brushes I downloaded for this new program. I wanted to convey the mixed emotions that Sakura must have been experiencing during this time, my friend helped me with the anatomy. I think I am improving, I hope so anyway... Sorry I haven't been posting much! I will be able to draw more when school is out! Coming soon expect a series featuring my new oc, a half demon who....
- 2017 me posting art: look
drawloverlala
hey guys, while i personally don’t mind people using my pics on youtube specifically, (although i really prefer if they ask permission first and give proper credit XD) i know some people do mind, so i want to share this so if anyone recognize the other two artists :)
illmamnim
queenofthearchipelago
The Steve and Eli episode was everything I didn’t know I needed.
bubleboobo
ruinedchildhood
