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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
illmamnim royal-raccoon
jeankirschste1n

if you ever have to watch one american football game please watch the lions/eagles game going on right now. they’re playing in 7/8 inches of snow and they’re not allowed to clear the snow off the field 

yank76

My uncle has been posting pictures since the start of the game guys you don’t understand this is hilarious

jeankirschste1n

the lions fumbled six times in the first 18 minutes and are winning

cuddlesquid

I don’t ever watch football but this amuses me.

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illmamnim royal-raccoon
fuckrealityihaveablog

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

absinthenoir

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

latessitrice

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

princezane

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

theresoneofyou

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

borealaries

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

deby45

@thebibliosphere

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