how to win an argument: a book by marinette dupain cheng
“due to personal reasons i will ____” is so fucking funny because it implies both that whatever you’re doing is some kind of self care AND that it’s nobody else’s goddamn business
“due to personal reasons i will ____” is so fucking funny because it implies both that whatever you’re doing is some kind of self care AND that it’s nobody else’s goddamn business

Just how long were they planning on standing there staring at each other as if nothing else in the world existed if Chloe hadn’t interrupted? Taking bets now
#always going a little too far with playing dumb
Why is this movie just so goddamn PERFECT?
Because the people behind this obviously loved doing this movie
When Sony got Lord and Miller to do an animated Spider Man movie, they said that they would only do it if it was Miles. So yes, the people who made this film loved Miles, comic books, and art. All of that went in to making such an incredible film. It deserves all the praise and acclaim and awards it got!
For my next stunt, I’ll wake up at 5am on the day I can sleep in.
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
Early to bed and early to rise makes me a massive bitch
You kidding me
You kidding me right
Siri how many people did the CIA kill between Chile and Argentina in the 70’s - 80’s?
90.000 people, right?
Siri how big did México use to be before?
Siri what happened to Cuba after gaining independance from Spain? Also what is a comercial block?
Siri what is Puerto Rico?