Red and Blue make Purple

[catnippackets]

[aheartmadeofkyber]

So Delta flight 302 flew in to San Juan, picked up passengers, and threaded one arm of Irma on the way out. The pilot basically said “hold my beer” and took on a hurricane.

I am not entirely convinced that Poe Dameron was not flying this plane, to be honest.

You can read the Twitter thread here.

[keepitmovinshawty]

Everything about that story was amazing. Delta probably set a record for the turnaround too.

[dickslapthestate]

“And if the passengers would look out of the starboard window, they will see A MOTHERFUCKING HURRICANE. ALSO A HURRICANE TO PORT AS WELL.”

My dude landed and took off in less than an hour and squeezed between the arm of the hurricane and the core:

[clodicusmaximus]

not to mention that the northwest quarter of a hurricane has the highest wind speed and most dangerous weather and they still did it

[systlin]

FUCKS GIVEN; NONE

That pilot looked at the weather data and said “Nah I’ve got this guys strap in let’s fuckin’ go.”

[letlancelive]

[muffinbunnyy]

based on @k1ance‘s post!! im one of the anons

one day i’ll figure out how to draw their suit things

[apvrrish]

[lord-voldetit]

not being dramatic or anything but i think i’ve actually spent about 10 months of this year tired and sad

[47spoons]

but at least ur gay right

[lord-voldetit]

at least i’m gay

[angst-oclock]

[phantomimagines]

why are danny’s hands almost always in fists? like sweetie….. u are soft……. why are u anger………pls calm down ur hands calm 

[diddly-darn-ghost]

child is ready to punch

[what-is-love-babby-dont-hurt-me]

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He Angry Clenchy Fist

[phantomimagines]

CALM DOWN YUOR HAND CALMED DOWN CALM CA

[angst-oclock]

[doom-exe]

1 800 are you slapping

[jumpingjacktrash]

your rubber duck is having so much fun

[angst-oclock]

[angst-oclock]

[actualzarya]

if you guys need a representation of how long ive been on tumblr i still have this gif saved

[crowmunculus]

you are like a little baby, watch this

[thatisludicrous]

i am in physical agony

[stilespuna]

i think this is a decent contestant

[vikturi-is-mine]

What the hell even is that

[macleod]

i cant breathe, what is air? dont test me ive been here since 2009 and even lived through the cole sprouse social experiment of ‘12

[alphatoronado]

[minjiminjiminji]

XKCD’s excellent presentation on historical global temperature and anthropogenic global warming. 

[After setting your car on fire] “Listen, your car’s temperature has changed before.”

[smartassjen]

Holy shit

[angst-oclock]

[redkeiths]

peace sign × finger guns = bi²

[shishitsunari]

MariChat Tropes

[purrincess-chat]

MariChat is my brotp, so most of these aren’t romantic.

-Marinette paints Chat’s claws bright colors.

-Game nights

-Marinette braiding Chat’s hair and he’s so excited “princess, I’m so beautiful, thank you!”

-Chat constantly eats all of the snacks Marinette brings up. “I can’t help it. Saving Paris works up an appetite.”

-”You have a lot of pictures of your friend on your wall.” “Yeah, I love him.” “Aww, you’re such a good friend, Marinette. I’m sure he loves you too.”

-Adrien then puts up a lot of pictures of his friends on his wall so as to not be a bad friend.

-Chat laying in her lap purring while she strokes his hair between his ears.

-Chat carrying Marinette bridal-style around the roofs at night because the view is better from above.

-Chat wearing Marinette’s unfinished dresses so she can hem them. (and secretly he enjoys them)

-Chat stays for dinner a few times, and Tom and Sabine want to adopt him. You’re our cat son now.

-Alya catching Chat leaving Marinette’s balcony at night and harping on Marinette for banging a superhero. Adrien’s face is unusually red, bro, you good?

-Chat likes to sneak in and scare Marinette while she’s washing her face at night.

-She squirts him with a spray bottle as punishment.

-Bonding over their love of anime.

-Chat teasing Marinette about all the cat plushes in her room. “You really love cats, princess.” “Wha- no, I just, my dad bought them for me. I don’t even like- why would you assume?” “*eyebrow waggle*”

-Chat playing with Marinette’s yarn when she’s not looking.

-Chat practicing his pick-up lines for Ladybug on Marinette.

-”Fewer puns, Chat.” “But puns are all I’ve got!”

-Chat getting his tongue stuck to his staff in winter. “Chat, again?” “I don mae tha bes decisions, pwincesth.”

Will finish other ones later.