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I’m right and I should say it
Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?
“Hey”
“Hey”
“Hey Dork.”
“I am not a dork.”
“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”
“Whats up buttholes”
“Shut up Loser”
“Hey maaaan”
“Hey maaaaan”
Or
“Hey stoop-stoops”
“No”
“Who are you?”
“Hey shithead”
“Hey dickface”
“Whaddup slut”
*Hey ‘name of sibling’*
*Get out of my room*
“Hey nerd”
“What do you want”
“Sup bitch”
“Fuck off”
*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*
“what”
“what do you want for dinner”
That last one!!!
*walks into room and is surprised to see bro is already there* oh hey!
Bro: *turns and silently leaves room without even making eye contact*
bold of you to assume we even acknowledge each other
i’ll walk into a room and my brother will immediately t-pose at me
not a word in greeting
just t-pose
*sibling walks into room*
“Hey can you-“
“No.”
*Brother greets me by screaming like a peacock every morning*
Me: *Replies back with the same peacock scream*
or
“Brother tries to sneak behind and lift me*
Me: STOP!! YOU’RE GOING TO BREAK YOUR BACK!!! D:<
Bro: >:D
*kicks in door*
“Stop!! It’s 3AM!! Its too early for this!!! I’m trying to sleep!”
Me: hey, piss-shit
Brother:*uncontrolable laughter*
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