Red and Blue make Purple

[mlb-shit-post]

Anonymous asked:

CAT NOIR IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER HE PISSED ON MY F U C K I N G. W I F E. HE TOOK HIS FUCKING BARBED KITTY DICK OUT AND CLAIMED IT WAS t h i s b i g AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM CHAT NOIR YOU GOT A SMALL DICK ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT BUT WAY SMALLER

can someone translate this for me I feel like I’m trying to read ancient greek

[sariahsue]

Adrien: Hey Plagg, can I ask you a question?

Plagg: You just did.

Adrien: Okay, can I ask you TWO questions?

Plagg: You just did.

Adrien, now a little frustrated: Okay, can I ask you FOUR questions?

Plagg: You just did.

Adrien: WHAT, WHEN?!

Plagg: Just now.

[askemerisemerald]

MOD: hey guys! Sorry I’ve been gone for a while. Youtube is a bit demanding sometimes. And I also am trying to finish up the last of my commissions but I just set up my patreon and have to get another video posted so Emeris will return soon after I get these videos up! Here is the thumbnail sketch for my animatic

[miraculousladybug-confessions]

“Every time when I hear people complain about other people’s ml salt or tea post/confessions, I roll my eyes. I wish they would take their own advice. If they don’t like watching something, ignore it. You can also blacklist the salt/tea tags, block people who spread the “hate” or just accept that people are allowed to have an different opinion than you. It’s not that hard. People have the right to criticize a show for kids or a show that they like.” 

[sariahsue]

Cat Noir: Hey, why aren’t koalas considered bears?

Ladybug: Because they’re marsupials.

Cat Noir, mockingly: “Because they’re marsupials.” 

Cat Noir: No. It’s because they don’t have the right koalafications.

[gale-of-the-nomads]

We have all been focused on Buff!Marinette, but we failed to realize another buff girl. Kagami.

The girl cut down a tree with a bamboo sword, (which broke, likely from the strength of the blow.)

Conclusion: Kagami is buff

[lahiffed]

You bet, dudette!

green eyed nino for @seasonofthegeek

[sidsinning]

Hot take: The writers are not developing Luka to his full potential on purpose because if they did that, we’d choose him over Adrien in a hot sec. (Also worth noting is the amount of screentime he gets in comparison to Kagami.)

[yiprincessart]

Watermelonnn  🍉🐞🍉

[purplewhiteandgold]

So it was @ladyblargh’s post about Adrien making better puns that what Astruc wrote for the LB+CN movie that made me think of this-

What if for trying to find a voice actor for Chat Noir, Astruc had auditions similar to Frightningale, and like how Clara looked for a girl thoughtful and wanting to help others like Ladybug, Astruc gets all the prospective voice actors together and just keeps casually dropping perfect opportunities for puns, trying to find a voice actor for Chat who has a similar personality and could pull off his character. Like seriously-

Astruc: *says something that could easily become a pun*

All the other guys:

Adrien, without even thinking: *drops a pun that fits the situation perfectly*

Astruc:

Other guys:

Adrien:

Astruc: he’s perfect