Adrien: Marinette is just a friend!
Literally everyone else:

could i bribe anyone to run a ml reverse bang over the spring/summer so i can a) take a break, and b) spend that break writing a bunch of ml rb fills?
ill pay u in fic and pinch-hits
snitches get stitches… bitch
because as much as i want a huge, emotional outburst over what keith almost did, the tiny shitpost part of me actually wants keith to be super offended because matt snitched & got him in trouble
It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.
h o l y SHIT