he’s a baby whisperer
expectations vs. reality
you’ve heard of SuperWhoLock
you’ve heard of Rise of the Brave Tangled Frozen Dragons
you’ve heard of UnderTaliStuck
you’ve heard of Steven Falls Over
you’ve heard of Dear Chill Heathers
now get ready for

“yknow what Rick. Maybe you’re right.”
I was thinking about a universe where Rick fucked up real bad, and Morty just snaps. I mean, there are a lot of things that can maim and kill a person on Rick’s desk alone.