LOOK AT HOW HE LOOKS AT HER IT’S A WHOLE MAN IN L O V E
i asked my 11 year old sister to name cuphead bosses

amaya: MAGIC BOI
amaya: MAGIC BOI’S NAME IS BRUCE, NO…BILL, NO – ANYTHING THAT STARTS WITH B IS HIS NAME
amaya, jazz hands: HE’S MAGICAL.

amaya: millie!! millie the mermaid!!
amaya: does….does she have an octopus for hair? is she bald? why can’t she use seaweed?
amaya, wiping away a fake tear: poor millie the mermaid, pretty yet has rotting fish meat for hair.

amaya: mister dice!!
me: wowie, you’re not that far off.
amaya: he looks like he gambles a lot. he’s purple – barney the dinosaur is purple…mister dice is barney, confirmed.
amaya, quietly to herself: he looks like the creepy guy who cleans the bathrooms at school and tells us to eff off…

amaya: she’s looks violent and agressive.
amaya: she’s a long boi.
amaya: imma name her betty.
amaya, fixing her hair: wack ass hairstyle tho…

amaya: betty’s violent and agressive friend, max.
me: why max?
amaya: he looks like a max?
me: he’s a plant.
amaya, rolling her eyes: fine, P L A N T Y is his name.
amaya, caressing the screen: don’t listen to her, max.
amaya: stop smiling tho, its creepy.

amaya, an 11 year old IT fan: PENNYWISE PENNYWISE PENNYWISE
amaya: NO WAIT–
amaya: PENNYWISE’S YOUNGER BROTHER, NICKLEDUMB



