Psychic: [reads my mind]
Me: HUGH DANCY IS AWESOME AND IF HE NEEDED IT I WOULD IMMEDIATELY GIVE HIM MY HEART FOR A TRANSPLANT- AND WELL, WHY WE’RE AT IT, EVEN IF HE DOESN’T NEED IT- HE COULD JUST RIP MY BEATING HEART FROM MY CHEST AND I’D THANK HIM. HUGH DANCY IS AWe–
Psychic: what the fuck
