Red and Blue make Purple

[yaboybokuto]

[official-andy-warhol]

Yesterday while out the mall I walked by Hot Topic and in the window was this sweatshirt:

“That is pretty neat,” I thought. “as someone who likes both Rick and Morty and tie dye, I am vaguely interested in buying that.”

But then my senses came to me. As I stood at the window, H&M purchases in one hand and my phone in the other I suffered an Scrubs-like internal monologue.

“What are you doing Max, you can’t wear that to school. It would ruin your reputation as a pretentious boarding school educated Andy Warhol enthusiast. You would be roasted to a crisp. The lads would laugh you into extinction. Even the guys who like Rick and Morty. And if your Tumblr audience saw you wearing that you would be burned to a crisp.”

“But you love that show. That shirt would look great with your overalls. You like Rick and Morty. You wasted several days of your life binge-watching it. When have you ever cared what people thought? Your apathy is your defining feature. Besides, it isn’t as though you create Rick and Morty Musicallys and write incest fanfiction. It’s a shirt. A shirt you like. Buy it, you have money.”

I took two confident steps towards the entrance before I stopped.

“What if while you’re wearing it someone walks up to you and simply says “I’m Pickle Rick!” What will you do? You will punch them. You will be arrested for assault and spend two years in prison. Your life will be ruined. The conviction will mean you cannot get a job. You will have nothing but the shirt on your back. A Rick and Morty shirt.”

I didn’t buy it.

[quillig4in]

- “The Road Not Taken”, (Robert Frost, 1916)

[ichidice]

I can’t get that Komaeda and Sans video out my head and I’m really trying to sleep but alas all I can think about is “fingers in his ass.”

[jacks-mom]

lifehack

[cynn-cynn]

if you catch and fight the UPS guy and win you get to keep all the packages in the truck

[lunian]

[thesuperpotato]

This dub made my day, I mean…

The sass

The audacity

And this piece of Oscar winning script

[joker-ace]

[galaxyslime]

swear words are illegal now. if you say one you’ll be fined.

[breadisticks]

heck

[galaxyslime]

you’re on thin fucking ice

[galaxyslime]

oh no

[gothicglasses]

jacob-the-king asked:

Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?

iguanamouth answered:

[nightkunoichi]

I will never not reblog this little cutie

[the-affectionate-boy]

This is pretty adorable, I wonder f this little bugger takes my socks too?.

[boo-ni]

He does take your socks. And he loves them. Very warm.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A GOOD SOCK BLANKET

[creativecreepie]

[sugarberryart]

i am so done with this show

[angst-oclock]

[kittykat8311]

What does my cat think when I kiss his little head? Does he know it’s affection or does he think I’m trying to eat him

[valkurion-transverse]

These questions are totes why I follow you, top quality content right here

[kittykat8311]

It’s important!

[spideryspiderygoodness]

Well it depends. Do you try to put ketchup on him before kissing his head, that would change things :P

[kittykat8311]

Yes. I put ketchup on my cat before I kiss his head.

[steampunkette]

Fun bit of info!

Kitties rub their heads against their chosen people as a method of scent marking, but not of ownership. Instead, they’re getting their scent on you because they know that you’re a family, but you smell “Funny” compared to them. They’re trying to make you smell like their family.

If your cat allows you to kiss their little head, it’s because they’re accepting -your- scent, and being part of your family.

Ketchup included.

[kittykat8311]

This is a good note, thank you

[rutabegaville]

This why they boop you. :)

[mouseymoon]

Fact:

In animals that have communal grooming as part of their behavior, sticking your face in their face for kisses/boops doesn’t bother them at all because they know you’re not going to eat them.

But, with frogs (and other animals you shouldn’t be putting your mouth on) that do not have communal grooming there’s a high chance their first reaction will be “plz don’t eat me” before realizing you do not mean them any harm.

Also; if you accidentally step on a cat or a dog, or accidentally pinch/hurt a smaller pet and after they squeak or yelp you start petting them and trying to reassure the animal that you weren’t trying to hurt them they’ll understand that. Puppies and kittens get a little too rough with their play, but when a litter-mate ends up squeaking because they got hurt the puppy or kitten will stop playing so roughly and switch to kisses/licks as a way to apologize before they go back to playing.

When humans act the same way, and do not hurt them again it registers as “oh that wasn’t on purpose” and the animal quickly forgives you.

It’s the animal equivalent of “Don’t tell Mom!”

[kittykat8311]

This is also good to know, thank you!

[thatloginceshipper]

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY

THANK YOU

I’M SO GLAD MY LITTLE RATTOS AND PUPPERS KNOW I DON’T TRY TO HURT THEM AND KNOW THAT I APOLOGISE WHEN I DO

[silly-aesthetic-me]

:o!

[joker-ace]

[rainpuddle13]

Sound advice for southerners who are not experienced with driving in the snow…

[chocmarss]

[kir-tata]

sketch