in link’s defense…he’s a gross teenage boy
the plan
1) become famous
2) somehow get the attention of gordon ramsey
3) get gordon ramsey to go out to dinner w me
4) order a $500 steak
5) take the bottle of ketchup i brought with me out of my jacket pocket, and empty the entire bottle over the steak
6) eat said steak whilst looking gordon dead in the eyes
if youre lgbt take this medieval weapons quiz and tag with your result
i got a mace/flail!!




