Red and Blue make Purple

[findoworld]

[gertrudedats]

[illmamnim]

[fuckrealityihaveablog]

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

[absinthenoir]

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

[latessitrice]

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

[princezane]

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

[theresoneofyou]

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

[borealaries]

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

[deby45]

@thebibliosphere

[yaboybokuto]

[felitomkinson]

coming up with dynamic poses more like

[illmamnim]

iamatrashcan666:

dadvidismycanonheadcanon:

WE’VE BEEN BLIND. WE HAVEN’T EVEN BEGUN TO FATHOM THE IDEA OF GWEN WITH FRECKLES.

[yaboybokuto]

[kyung-soo]

genuinely sorry for the people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how uncool i am

[yaboybokuto]

@paox

[illmamnim]

[tinnim2]

pat pat

[lavacherries]

More OC’s!

Here we have Lupin Royale (top), Nyx Hellmiss (bottom left), Larth Vesper Soulstice (bottom right), and Sylvie Celestine Soulstice (in the second pic).

Lupin is a prince, Nyx is his body guard, and Larth and Sylvie are the prince and princess from another kingdom. Yes, Nyx and Sylvie are girlfriends, and yes, I’m aware that Larth looks like he’s mid-single-ladies dance.

[yaboybokuto]

[gamzee]

don’t tell anyone but sometimes i still think about homestuck

[illmamnim]

[loloftheday]

Fucking dropped him…