Red and Blue make Purple

cadrilovesklance ravengirlnel-deactivated2018082

ravengirlnel

Shiro: you need to bond more with your lion, Keith.

Keith: bond? Why? So she can just not remember me cradling her in my fucking arms and she can crush my rainbow dreams of ever stealing Lance’s last name?!? Not happening. I’m never bonding again.

illmamnim artzypaw

illmamnim asked:

For the "hi I'm not from the us" thing- 7

artzypaw answered:

7. Three words from your native language that you like the most?

(BTW I’m using the word native in a sense of I’ve lived here for a long time and these words are embedded into my vocabulary)

Kapoot- which basically means damaged or broken. I use it literally all the time: ex–“My mind is kapoot” “Whelp, that’s kapoot.”
Scheisse- Means shit. I don’t use this word a lot, but it’s funny because i’ll hear little german kids use it and i feel like a god peering over sinful little devils (btw german kids are evil)
Hallo- Means hi. I literally say this everyday because dutch people or just… anyone – say hello and I’ve just grown to saying “hello” in a European accent. Like i’ll have to ask some random stranger for directions and i’ll start with “…Hallo, do you speak ena;fdklja;fjdaksl;jf” and so on.

If you want to check out the “I’m Not From The US” Ask Set, check here~

illmamnim

HI! We also have the work kapoot

Tho we use it a bit differently (and I’m preeety sure no one actually knows what that means here)

gone its gone kapoot its still pretty cool to finally know where its from we use it mostly like but not like disappeared.. more like kinda like complitly or like the point of no return

angelrin89

I need to be more forgiving of myself. I mean I’m mad that I’m struggling to focus on my writing because some days it’s just a chore to have that focus and drive but despite my issues with focusing I managed to at least get a hour worth done for the next chapter. And I should be thankful I managed to power through enough and do that much at least.

then watch i’ll be ready for bed tonight then BOOM SUDDENLY ALL THE MOTIVATION AND PLOT BUNNIES OTL Erin’s dumb posts

ashterism martziplier98

markiplier

i apologize for nothing.

Source: markiplier oh n o mark pls

thetristevaguard pyushimaru

so cool joris jurgen joris dofus dofus livre 1: julith

wolfpainters jilli-bean

jilli-bean:
“ got the ok to share my piece for the keith zine!! i’m pretty happy with how it turned out! 😊
[do not repost to other social media]
”

he cleanS HER NAILS treat yo girl right keith

amayas-scar reigensarataka

taytei

I know i’m probably the only person who will find this funny but i need a god damn explanation dreamworks

Source: taytei JFALS;KDJFAL;SKDFJ NOOOOO voltron

ickurey calmdownbubbline

fuck-i-just

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

poselikeateam

Why does this not have any notes?

agentgreenfishy

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

operameister

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

thesteppinrazor

Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.

je-suis-un-espion

bolded. just in case.

londonhowell

i feel like that pro tip is told from experience

ickurey

Washington moragatorium, you stab ‘em, we bag ‘em. We’re having a two for one special, you dismember the first body and we’ll hide the second one for free! How can I help you?

Source: fuck-i-just