reimagined
He’s such a dramatic little slut
Hella extra
when i was in the bahamas we went to this bird sanctuary and there were flamingos and peacocks. so at like noonish they do a flamingo show where the flamingos run around and march. the entire duration of the show the peacocks were screaming their heads off because nobody was looking at them.
theyre the attention whores of the bird family.
one of my favorite things about peter parker and his webshooters tho is how much it says about peter’s flair for style. like he really wanted to sell the fact that he had spider powers. he got bitten by a radioactive spider and saw that he gained enhanced senses, super strength, the ability to stick to stuff, but he was like “aw man… i can’t make webs. that’s what spiders are known for, their webs. i need the webs man….” so this fucking drama queen created his own webbing and webshooters, loads of web creations (web wings, a web backpack, SO many other web based things) and then he made a web-themed spider suit to really sell it. that boy really wanted those webs.
- Percy: I don't think I could be happier right now.
- Annabeth: Wanna bet?
- Grover: [appears from around corner] Hi!
- Percy: [in tears] Oh, Grover is here!
- Percy: [shoving Annabeth aside] Grover!

