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things people at my school say as bmc characters

jeremy: “so i looked at my father and said, ‘death is eternal. life isn’t. put clothes on.’”

michael: :D “i’m just gonna” *puts neck under the paper cutter*

the squip: “i live by three words: i. don’t. care. someone dies? i don’t care. i die? i don’t care.”

christine: “happiness is fleeting, so you gotta pretend” :DDDD

rich: “no homo, bro, but if i was shipped with you i’d be so happy i’d pee myself!”

jenna: “i have started almost all the rumors here and i’m not sure if i’m proud or horrified,,”

jake: “i’m so cool!” *tries and fails to dribble a basketball* “ha, that was on purpose!!” *whips*

chloe: “fake hoes before real bros.”

brooke: “mmm they’re so hot… i must smash.”

mr. heere: “my pants have a hole… you know what that means!!!” *starts unbuttoning pants*

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death-420

i had a dream that i was solid snake workin at taco bell

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“Uhhhh, can I get a doritos locos taco?”

“Doritos locos taco… Colonel, what’s the procedure?”

“That’s a taco with a special shell, Snake – made not from an ordinary corn tortilla but designed to evoke the famous tortilla chip, packed with extreme flavor. Substitute the shell and prepare the rest of the taco normally.”

“Got it. Excuse me, customer. There’s both Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese shells here. Which would you prefer?”

“Cool ranch, please.”

“On it.”

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can we get david hayter in on this

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