Red and Blue make Purple

[amayas-scar]

[klangst]

i dont trust what voice actors have to say unless i like what they are saying and by that i mean quiznak means fuck and there is nothing rhys darby can do about it

[catnippackets]

[alteanlance]

bi culture is:

• leather jackets
  
• finger guns 
  
• bad puns 
  
• milkshakes 
  

[theyreallbi]

• Soup
• Bob haircuts
• Shields

[kati-duskolo-kai-vathu]

Saying because I’m straight I can’t do/wear this crap?

[theyreallbi]

No, but I am saying because you’re straight you’re a little baby who can’t stand to see bi people make jokes about things that are popular among them or bi characters or based on jokes.

[illmamnim]

[illmamnim]

[wlwvoltron]

someone: [a character i have never heard of once in my life] is a lesbian

me:

[pisces-royalty]

I slam, therefore I jam.

[joker-ace]

[tatooinedovah]

sometimes you just gotta indulge your inner 13yo and play online dress up games for 3 hours straight

[trixiehoney]

Depression

[krunkidile]

[lace]

Me: hi thank you for calling Olive Garden how may I take your order!

Customer: hi I’d like one chicken parmigiana and a chicken Alfredo

Me: alrighty would you like soup or salad with your entrees?

Them: Zuppa Toscana on both please

Me: no problem I can have this ready for you in about 20 minutes

Them: ok what’s my total

Me: one moment please while I put your order in my computer

Me:

Me: that’ll be $37.68

Them: thank you

Me: see you soon have a nice day

[joker-ace]

[dudeholdmybeer]

my neck, my back

they hurt, they are Sore

[dudeholdmybeer]

wasnt expecting to look back on this the next day to find it has thousands of notes. my back just hurts damn

[illmamnim]

[honeybottledrip]

i….don’t know anyone named todd in real life. like ive never actually met a todd. where are they

[honeybottledrip]

new cryptid of 2016: todd

[motherofbirds]

My boss’s name is Todd.

[nefelibata-feather]

new cryptid of 2018: your boss

[motherofbirds]

I showed this to my boss and this was his response.

[royal-raccoon]