Sanders Sides as 50s Outfits
Logan

Patton

Roman

Thomas

Virgil

do you want to know something?? I always wondered what the hell kind of hairstyle the Ancient Egyptians were trying to portray with depictions like these


and this

until I did my hair this morning and
oh

welp

you can take the noses off our statues but until you find a way to take Egypt out of Africa we’re still going to find ourselves
I’m reblogging this post without all the salty, racist commentary because I’m sick of looking at it. please spread this around again in its pure form for posterity.
What’s funny is that white people thought they were hats/crowns 😂
ESIUQRAM
Here’s a really good post about this.
And here’s some pictures of the Afar people, who still live on the horn of Africa today.






Cool, huh?
Beautiful
People thought it was Hats and Crowns? How could they not see hair?
The same reason archaeologists, upon finding a woman’s skeleton in the grave of a famous Roman gladiator, immediately wondered where the gladiator’s skeleton was: Old Straight White Man™ brand denial.
Same way they denied the Really Gay Egyptian Tomb, too. It’s kind of a Thing.
This post is amazing, I’m so glad it exists. I have learned.
There is so much greatness in this post and all white people care about is defending why they thought the depictions are hats. White people??? Why are you like this???
I’m salty as fuck that we were taught they were crowns at SCHOOL. For Christ sake.
Thomas Sander’s Can’t Catch: A Saga ( can’t throw edition )
Bonus: The one time he did when he wasn’t suppose to.

Amazing
“stop whining about rape culture” “it doesn’t exist” “quit complaining”
“Welcome to the 21st century, where being smart is a bigger crime than raping a human being”
“What’s your spirit animal?” We’re white Rebecca we don’t have spirit animals ask me what my fursona is like you meant to ask u fucking coward