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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
doodlemeimpressed transpeter-deactivated20180411
transpeter

does anyone else forget that the muppets and the sesame street puppets aren’t associated with each other…. have they ever even met??

like if kermit the frog ever met elmo… god,, i think he would fuck elmo up tbh i think elmo would meet his maker

transpeter

i’ve been informed that kermit the frog actually got his start on sesame street,, and from the bottom of my heart i hope kermit burns them to the ground,,

i hope that ruthless green bastard starts riots in the streets and swings from snuffleupagus’s hairy trunk as he screams for arnarchy

venusparker

what about bigbird. he’s the only one worth saving.

transpeter

idk sounds like a year supply of fried chicken for kermit

transmanspiderman

i’d like to unpolitely disagree with that bullshit.

Big bird isn’t called big bird just because he’s big.

He is buff, and can instantly rip kermit the frog’s head right-clean off. He’d then have a nice, tasty, meal of frog legs.

M

Stands for “murder that heartless bastard.”

E

Stands for “eat that fuckers corpse as you are bestowed the title of king of all puppets.”

transpeter

suddenly this gif makes sense

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fave tag what a wild ride
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theprojectava:
““ Hips swaying, they moved slowly in the soft glow of a distant dying star.
“I remember”, he whispered into Keith’s hair, lips ghosting over skin with a gentleness unknown to the rest of the universe.
Keith froze.
“I remember we used...
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Hips swaying, they moved slowly in the soft glow of a distant dying star.

“I remember”, he whispered into Keith’s hair, lips ghosting over skin with a gentleness unknown to the rest of the universe.

Keith froze.

“I remember we used to dance like this on Valentine’s”, he continued. The stiffness of his partner’s limbs didn’t seem to faze him. “With bare feet and sweatpants only. The first time, I had to drag you out of the simulator so I could finally have some alone-time with you.”

He remembers.

Suddenly there was a softness to his touch, his voice, every single movement. A softness Keith thought had been lost so long ago. Healing and salvaging, grounding and consoling all at once. Keith knew these hands held the power to kill everything and everyone in this universe. All it took was Keith’s command. But underneath that deadly power, he could feel a kindness that didn’t belong to the Champion. Like a breath of fresh air it washed over him, filled his lungs and head with the scent of days long gone. Days when simulator scores still mattered. Days when stolen kisses and hushed love-confessions meant the world and more. Days when the Champion was still Shiro.

He remembers.

So….happy angsty Valentine’s Day I guess? Another snippet from my Emperor!AU …. I’m pretty sure I hurt myself drawing these two dancing.

just kill me sheith voltron qs and shiz