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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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fandomsandfeminism

“What? Like, a disabled protagonist? How would that even work? How could someone with a disability be the hero in an action show?” local anime trash boy wonders while sitting next to his box sets of Full Metal Alchemist, showing no hint of irony or self awareness. 

lazdrax

but is Ed really disabled? sure I get he lost his arm and leg

but he’s still able to move and do things perfectly

fandomsandfeminism

He has prosthetics. Having prosthetic limbs (that more than once break amd need repair) doesnt make him not disabled

ladyloveandjustice

It should also be noted that Ed:

-had to undergo very painful and lengthy surgery to get automail 

-had to relearn how to write because of his prosthesis (there’s a post going around showing he had to switch hands etc) and his handwriting is likely a lot worse due to that. This means automail isn’t super good for delicate work, unsurprising, considering what it’s made of. 

-experiences phantom limb pain and therefore other associated stuff (this was only really shown in the manga)

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-cannot go anywhere too cold without changing his automail or he’ll get really bad frost bite and it will stop working

-cannot go anywhere too hot, period, because the metal attached and under his skin will overheat and he will be badly burned

-Reattachment is painful, but needs to be done frequently if he breaks or outgrows his automail

- it’s HEAVY so much so that the strain has the potential to cause stress on his body, enough that it’s even theorized as possibly stunting his growth.

-it requires really frequent maintenance or it will break down, as shown by how when he first moved out he forgot to do that and it…broke down.

-when it does need to be repaired, it takes time to do that, during which Ed uses regular prosthetics (that usually don’t quite fit him).

-costs a lot of money (not a problem for Ed due to high state alchemist salary/having mechanics as surrogate family, but explicitly noted to being the reason why most people in the fmaverse stick to regular prosthetics along with the painful surgery)

So Ed can’t actually do everything perfectly and experiences a lot of extra hassle, problems and pain people without automail don’t have to deal with!  And any advantages he does have are more suited to fighting than day to day life (being able to incorporate weapons/fake out people who want to blow up his arm). 

Arakawa did her research and thought it through. Automail is by no means a magic cure that solves all problems associated with losing a limb.

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persverso

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

abstractandedgyname

human: 

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THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

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im-just-a-reaction

How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?

armedandgayngerous

Because the warp drive doesn’t actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.

unlimited-shitpost-works

it works like this

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Objects cannot accelerate to the speed of light within normal spacetime; instead, the Alcubierre drive shifts space around an object so that the object would arrive at its destination faster than light would in normal space without breaking any physical laws.

triss19

A WRINKLE IN TIME IS COMING TRUE 

fedkaczynski

We gonna be surfing gravity waves!!


COWABUNGA SPACE DUDES!

beans345

I love how mankind’s solution to ftl is just to bend to rules of reality a little.

Universe: ok human, with the physical laws as they are you can’t go faster than the speed of light.

Humanity: ok, let me just figure out how to manipulate space time so I can go FASTER!

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randomsplashes

Anonymous asked:

Sometimes at the end of practice when everyone’s heading home, Victor and Yuuri would “fake fight” when they invite Yurio over for dinner, Victor will go like “I can’t believe you SAID that? You only LIKE me, I thought you LOVED me?? Thats it I’m leaving and taking our son with me” and dramatically picks Yurio up like a sack of potatoes while leaving the rink, while Yuuri picks up their bags and follows them, stifling a laugh while Yurio yells profanities lmao 😂

yurio probably lmao:

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asks yuri on ice victuuri yoi i love podium family antics blessss
wintermoth crusanite
md-admissions:
“ wildlyannoyingdoofus:
“ These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:
1.
“Okay, and who’s the president?”
“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his...
wildlyannoyingdoofus

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”


5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

md-admissions

I love asking assessing alertness and orientation because these are basically the answers I get hahaha

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