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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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gulag-nietzschean

I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTS A NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO. PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO LECTURING AND WRITING ON A BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATO’S LOGIC AND PLATO’S CHALK JUST SNAPS AND ARISTOTLE’S TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN PLATO IN A BLUR APPEARS BESIDE ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS MACEDONIAN ASS.

txwatson

given the content of a lot of Plato’s conclusions I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Plato responded to a lot of reasonable criticisms with “Fight me” and that was the end of it.

abotl

We’re not actually sure whether Plato is his real name! Some people speculate that, because Platon means “broad” in Greek, this was actually his wrestling nick name. Basically, it’s like Dwayne Johnson became a famous philosopher and everyone still called him “The Rock”.

blerdityreblogged

More and more I wish we kind of had time traveling capabilities.

lolhistoryposts

Now I can’t stop thinking about Plato looking like The Rock

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thetrippytrip

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“What’s tea heaven, what’s teaaaa”

alexbelvocal

Y'all soooooo annoying

yousonosy

“Do not be fucking gay” 😂😂 bitch I’m weak af

ariesgoddess92

it says in the bible “do not be fucking gay”…….“im just playing i didn’t even write that shit” 💀

trippy-von-trapp

“God?”
“Correct. Listen.”
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

findyourbeard

Bless the internet

golldenthoughts

😂😂😂

opsimath

New blog title. I not a mulher triste no more

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arahir

the fact that the sheith fandom doesn’t make a big deal about across the universe, arguably the biggest sheith episode, being named after a classic love song is criminal:

Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes,
They call me on and on across the universe.
Thoughts meander like a restless wind inside a letter box,
They tumble blindly as they make their way across the universe.

Sounds of laughter, shades of earth are ringing
Through my open ears inciting and inviting me.
Limitless, undying love, which shines around me like a million suns,
And calls me on and on across the universe.

arahir

also just so you all know, there’s no way this is a mistake. it’s a classic beatles song. it’s so famous that a beatles musical about a couple falling in love was named after it

Source: arahir OH WOW I DIDNT KNOW THIS what a good episode im dyin sheith voltron qs and shiz