i apologize for nothing.
got the ok to share my piece for the keith zine!! i’m pretty happy with how it turned out! 😊
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got the ok to share my piece for the keith zine!! i’m pretty happy with how it turned out! 😊
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I know i’m probably the only person who will find this funny but i need a god damn explanation dreamworks
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.
bolded. just in case.
i feel like that pro tip is told from experience
Washington moragatorium, you stab ‘em, we bag ‘em. We’re having a two for one special, you dismember the first body and we’ll hide the second one for free! How can I help you?
was watching videos of choreography dances & liked how some of the guys were dancing &….i thought keith would look nice in it
if you ask any swedish person “what happens on christmas at 3 pm?” they will know….. donald duck.



Idk where this came from but I’m glad I experienced it.