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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Spell to Get Someone to Leave You the Fuck Alone

sleepydryad

Materials:

  • salt

Throw salt at your intended target and say, “Stay the fuck away from me.”

If it doesn’t work the first time, repeat and aim for the eyes.

ignescent

If this continues to fail, track down one of those Himalayan salt lamps that are basically a 6lb pointy rock and start hitting them with it until they go away.

curlicuecal

Anything can be a spell of unconsciousness if you throw it hard enough

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how to track anonymous asks.

joshlubangbang

sshubashushu:

So you have your ask.

STEP ONE:
Highlight the word “block”

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STEP TWO:
Right click the word block.
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STEP THREE:
Click “View Selection Source”
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STEP FOUR:
Something like this should pop up:
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Highlight the “IP” (the blacked out part).
STEP FIVE:
Copy the IP address and paste it to this website:
http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip-lookup
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Paste the IP address into there, press enter or “Lookup IP Address” and all the information should come up. 
papi-chulo-bucky

If any of you are getting anon hate and you wanna be that extra mile of petty, here you go. Choose your weapon bb. 😘❤️

imaginesparadise

Bitches you are dead now ahah

papi-chulo-bucky

Another Fun Fact: if someone’s harassing you online and telling you to kill yourself, that’s equal to jail time! :D

All you gotta do is find em and tell your local police! ❤️

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@vintageartist @ask-theshy-angelbunny

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@jazzym768

ihaileysenpai

For thems going through bad times with anon hate

itsfortissimo

Here u go boo-boos <33

xxcopycat7151xx

i know a few peeps who could use this im share it haiku robot please

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i know a few peeps
who could use this im share it
haiku robot please



^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
kyloshipsreylo

@coupdefoudreylo this is what I was looking for!

mytrash-mylife

anonymous dicks from now on

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bun-bunmuse

Good to know! Rebloging to help out those receiving such harassment.

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steveyeun: pew pew pew pew.

joshkeaton:  Have you heard? Season 5 comes out March 2nd! The day after we celebrate #Shiro ’s birthday (on non leap years). How will you be celebrating? #voltron #shiro #spacedad #vld #netflix #dreamworks #vld

jeremyshada: Ahhhh yea!!! Razzle Dazzle time! 😎 #Season5 is dropping on March 2nd y’all! ☺️ #voltronlegendarydefender #loverboylance @voltronofficial

IBexWeBex: *ahem* #VoltronLegendaryDefender #Season5

kimberlybrooks11: Oh, it’s on! @voltronofficial #voltronlegendarydefender #allura #paladins #season5 #netflix

rhysiedarby: Prepare to get more gorgeous! @Voltron returns March 2.

AJLoCascio: …it’s nearly time for that… “discussion.” #voltronlegendarydefender

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vonbaghager

A faerie introduces himself. Then, holding out a hand, asks, “And your name, please?”

And, like a fool, you give it to him.

monstersdownthepath

I got asked for clarification on this (but can’t reblog that particular post cuz on mobile), which I’m more than happy to provide.

In this post, a faerie is asking for ‘your’ name. The way he is wording it, however, and the accompanying beckoning motion, makes it seem as though he is asking for you to physically hand your name over. Which, because of how some faeries operate, he is.

In this instance, saying your name aloud to the fae would be literally giving your name over to him, the exact consequences of which are left up to the imagination–usually, a fae even knowing your name gives it some measure of power over you, but giving something your name would likely let it completely take over your life.

In this instance, the wording you want to use is something like “I will not give you my name, but I will tell you that it’s [name].” Alternately, you can just lie to him.

ayellowbirds

Might i suggest the less direct yet still name-preserving “you may call me…”? It dodges the request while still giving an answer of a name, which does not even have to be yours, but any name you feel like telling the fae they can use to refer to you. I would recommend “Ainsel”.

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gaypeachs

Y'all realize poor eyesight (aka needing glasses) is an actual disability right?

Its simply one our society has normalized and made accommodations for. Its one you can function with at virtually no impairment for most because its easy to get glasses/contacts and enough people need them that we’re taken into account.

People laugh at the concept of needing glasses being a disability, but that’s because its become the standard to see disabilities only as things extremely difficult and unbearable to live with, or things that aren’t for “normal people.”

That’s wrong. How life is for people with glasses is how life should be for people with any other kind of disability - normalized, unstigmatized, unquestioned, accommodated, with resources made available.

It should be just as easy for someone in a wheelchair to have access to things that make life functionally indifferent from people without wheelchairs - just like living with glasses is for most.

Society needs a redefinition of disability - or, scratch that, they need reorienting on what “disabled” looks like and how life should be for disabled people. Being disabled isn’t defined by its hardships - it is a state of being that is unfortunately 99% accompanied by ridiculous hardships because society refuses to accommodate and still thinks they don’t have to because to them, its a simple fact that “being disabled is hard.” Why should they change?

A disability is something that leaves you at a disadvantage, in pain, non functional, etc. without some sort of aid.

Without glasses I could not drive or work, and it would severely impair my ability to even be social. You know what else does that? My other disabilities that are considered “real disabilities.”

You know what aid I have ease of access for? The thing not considered a disability. And I’d bet money that’s a direct reason why.

Source: gaypeachs