Red and Blue make Purple

[chocmarss]

[anniech]

he would understand

[anniech]

this is ok to reblog if u relate btw

[royal-raccoon]

[dumbledee]

Heterosexual™: why do you write so many poems about the beauty of women when you could be writing them about men?

Sappho, about to invent lesbianism: oh? you haven’t heard?

[iamdonerightnow]

[artzypaw]

“Maria.”

[yaboybokuto]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Cleric: i cast healing word
Dm: what word?
Cleric: (leans in nice and slow) bitch

[joker-ace]

[damianalghul]

we are always talking about the fbi man watching us through our webcam but what about the fbi woman? #feminism

[claratyler]

the fbi woman spying on us:

Originally posted by nikkiiklebold

[jacks-mom]

The signs as DnD subclasses

[momnar]

Aries: Wizard, Necromancy 

Taurus: Ranger, Beast master 

Gemini: Sorcerer, Wild Surge 

Cancer: Cleric, War Domain 

Leo: Druid, Circle of the Moon 

Virgo: Paladin, Oath of Devotion 

Libra: Bard, College of Lore 

Scorpio: Rogue, Arcane Trickster 

Sagittarius: Monk, Way of the Open Fist 

Capricorn: Barbarian, Path of the Berserker 

Aquarius: Fighter, Eldritch Knight 

Pisces: Warlock, Old Ones

[krunkidile]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[illmamnim]

[sincerely-steeny]

Hello everyone plz reblog this to save a life. And STOP CUTTING AVOCADOS INCORRECTLY. I work at a sushi restaurant and this is one of the safest and easiest ways to cut avocados. Love you all

[emilyskeggs]

This was so cute and informational thank u op

[pancakemilkshake]

You can pinch the pit off from the back blunt end of the knife too!

[catnippackets]

[stwawbebby]

DONT WANNA FALL IN LOVE